damnafricawhathappened:

Me attempting to flee the country after murdering my husband for the life insurance money

oh my GOD YALL REMEMBER THAT SONG COME CLEAN BY HILLARY DUFF??? I HAVENT HEARD IT IN YEARS OMFG IM ACTUALLY IN TEARS THIS IS MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

zayn: [exists]
me: thank you

joshpeck:

this is me in every way imaginable

reblog if you are cute and unstoppable
me sexting
boy: what u wearin? ;)
me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots

methtacular:

race representation in american television

ugly:

if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass